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Issue 5 (Winter 2007)
80 pages (print)
Includes work by Carlton Mellick III, Steve Rasnic Tem, Kris Saknussemm, D. Harlan Wilson, Kevin L. Donihe, Mo Ali, Andersen Prunty, David Holub, Francis Crot, and polycarp kusch. Cover art by Nikki Burch.
"Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens is not the eclectic mish-mash of 'odd' stories that it may come across as. The perfect bound, full colour cover presentation places it at the more professional end of the small press fringe, and the content, though varied, comes together to lend the publication a unique and recognisable identity. The quality of the writing is high and, for the most part, beautifully executed. This magazine is a hidden treasure that deserves to be discovered by anyone after cerebral entertainment." [Read more...]
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CONTENTS OF ISSUE 5
AN ERA OF LIQUID STREETS - Carlton Mellick III
THE WOMB - D. Harlan Wilson (micro fiction)
GUY WITH THE DOLLAR SIGN PENDANT (poem) - Kevin L. Donihe
I WILL ENDORSE YOUR NOVEL FOR CRACK - Francis Crot
WELCOME MAT (poem) - Kevin L. Donihe
AN EVEN BETTER LEADER (poem) - Kevin L. Donihe
READING MANKO - Andersen Prunty
ONCE UPON A TIME (poem) - Kevin L. Donihe
YOU SAW ME STANDING ALONE - Kris Saknussemm
MODERN DEBTOR'S PRISON (poem)- Kevin L. Donihe
DETERMINATION - D. Harlan Wilson
HEAD EXPLOSIONS - Steve Rasnic Tem
FUG IT - Mo Ali
AN AUDIENCE UNSUSPECTING - David Holub
LOVE COMES HARD (poem) - Kevin L. Donihe
IF A GOVERNING BODY DROPPED A LARGE-SCALE THERMONUCLEAR DEVICE AND THEN HIGHTAILED IT TO THE CELLAR WHERE THE CONCRETE IS A MILE THICK (poem) - Kevin L. Donihe
THE TREASURE IN EL ALAMEDA'S BELLY (PART 3) - polycarp kusch
CIGARETTE USE IS OFF-LIMITS FROM THIS POINT ON (poem) - Kevin L. Donihe
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Issue 4 (Spring 2006)
80 pages (print)
Includes work by D. Harlan Wilson, Kenji Siratori, John Edward Lawson, Kevin L. Donihe, polycarp kusch, Vincent W. Sakowski, Ray Fracalossy, Justynn Tyme, MicroSmith, Cameron Pierce, Jason Earls, Mo Ali, Ryan Bird, Dan Ward, and T.F.F.F.R.S.T.F.P.R. Cover art by Claudia Drake.
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CONTENTS OF ISSUE 4
GARBAGE MOON by Mo Ali
BOURGEOIS MAN by D. Harlan Wilson
THE WILL by MicroSmith (micro fiction)
CURIOSITY KILLED THE DONALD by John Edward Lawson
WHAT I BELIEVE I SAW by Ryan Bird (poetry)
GENGHIS KHAN AND 888 by Jason Earls
MARCH OF THE DANDELIONS by MicroSmith (micro fiction)
BREAST WOMB=PLAY by Kenji Siratori
PHALLELUJAH by Vincent W. Sakowski (micro fiction)
SPREADING MY SEED by Ryan Bird (poetry)
A MAN PLAGUED BY DANDELIONS by Ray Fracalossy and Justynn Tyme
WE ATOMIC CHILDREN - I by Vincent W. Sakowski (micro fiction)
ON BIRDS AND AUTOMOBILES by Cameron Pierce
DON'T STEAL MY IDEA! by Bradley Sands (micro fiction)
240: SEX SCENE by Dan Ward
WE ATOMIC CHILDREN - II by Vincent W. Sakowski (micro fiction)
THE BOOK OF ROBERT C by Kevin L. Donihe
WE ATOMIC CHILDREN - III by Vincent W. Sakowski (micro fiction)
INCEST PLAYS A MINOR ROLE by That French Fuk From Router Space That Fuks Punk Rok (Emily "TwoJuice" GM-Mapplethorpe, aka Flopping Unicorn)
THE MONKEY DANCE by Ryan Bird (poetry)
THE TREASURE IN EL ALAMEDA'S BELLY (PART TWO) by polycarp kusch
LONESTAR by Ryan Bird (poetry)
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Issue 3 (Summer 2005)
70 pages (print)
Includes work by Steve Aylett, D. Harlan Wilson, Alyssa Sturgill, polycarp kusch, John Edward Lawson, Kevin L. Donihe, Pugnacious Jones, A D Dawson, Gina Ranalli, MicroSmith, A.D. MacDonald, Vic Mudd, Simon Thurgood, Andrew Adams, and Swetha Raghunathan. Cover art by Chris Cox.
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CONTENTS OF ISSUE 3
THE CONVERSATION by D. Harlan Wilson
THE DIFFICULT RESOLUTION by John Edward Lawson (poetry)
STRESS AND SPILLOVER IN THREE LINT PLAYS by Steve Aylett
LITTLE HOUSE ON THE (IRRADIATED) PRAIRIE by Alyssa Sturgill
MOWING THE PAWN by John Edward Lawson (poetry)
EGGPLANT SALAD by Simon Thurgood (micro fiction)
CHOICES by A D Dawson
THE EAST COAST IS A HORNDOG by John Edward Lawson (poetry)
MAYBE . . . by MicroSmith
UNCERTAINTY by Kevin L. Donihe (poetry)
STRANGE BOYS by A.D. MacDonald
TABLEAU FOR THE TWENTY-FIFTH by Kevin L. Donihe (poetry)
THE WIDOW’S PEAKS by D. Harlan Wilson
THE CHANCELLOR FROM SPAIN by Simon Thurgood (micro fiction)
THE CHERRY ROAD INCIDENT by Gina Ranalli
MUSIC UNDER WOOD by Andrew Adams (micro fiction)
CYNTHIA'S STORY by Simon Thurgood (micro fiction)
THE PERMANENCE OF MEMORY by Kevin L. Donihe (with Pugnacious Jones)
HOMEOWNER by Andrew Adams (micro fiction)
A QUESTION I OFTEN ASK MYSELF by Simon Thurgood (micro fiction)
BREADBOX by Vic Mudd
PONDER by Swetha Raghunathan (poetry)
MY WARNING by Simon Thurgood (micro fiction)
THE TREASURE IN EL ALAMEDA’S BELLY - PART ONE by polycarp kusch
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Issue 2 (Spring 2005)
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54 Pages
Includes work by Gina Ranalli, Jason Rogers, David L Tamarin, A. D. MacDonald, Jayaprakash Satyamurthy, A D Dawson, John Edward Lawson, Steve Aydt, Max Strange, MicroSmith, Scott Raven Tarazevits, Justynn Tyme, Dan Ward, James Gardner, and Jeffrey S. Callico. Cover art by Justynn Tyme. Back cover art by Keith Wigdor. |
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Volume 2, Issue 1 (Winter 2005)
70 pages (print)
Includes work by John Edward Lawson, Kevin
L. Donihe, Pugnacious Jones, Jimmy G, Andrew Adams, Bradley Sands,
Dustin LaValley, Justin Curfman, Matthew Sideman, and Gina Ranalli. Cover art by Lucas Aguirre.
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CONTENTS OF ISSUE 1
MILKY AGITATION by Kevin L. Donihe
FABRICATING OPIATES by John Edward Lawson
TIPS AND TRICKS ON DRIVING by Kevin L. Donihe
THE VISION by Jimmy G
JOHNSON AND JOHNSON by Pugnacious Jones
THE RAVINE OF PROFUSE ENIGMA by Pugnacious Jones
A VISITOR’S GUIDE TO LAWN GUYLAND by Bradley Sands
SELECTIONS FROM THE CATALOG OF ABSURDITY by Justin Curfman
FAT-LITTLE by Andrew W. Adams
BABY CRANE ADOPTION AGENCY by Dustin LaValley
SNAKING PIPE DREAMS by Matthew Sideman
A BETTER CHILD by Gina Ranalli
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Volume 1, Issue 1 (2003)
90 pages (print)
Edited by James Gardner and polycarp kusch
Includes work by John Edward Lawson, Hertzan Chimera, Kevin Donihe, Pugnacious Jones, polycarp kusch, satan165, James Gardner, Ace Avery, and Bob Freville.
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CONTENTS OF VOLUME 1, ISSUE 1
WHAT IS ABSURDISM? by James Gardner
GEORGE WASHINGTON by James Gardner
UFOS by James Gardner
GENERAL EISENHOWER by James Gardner
IT JUST MAKES SENSE by polycarp kusch
THE TRAPPED MAN by James Gardner
THE BULLET by James Gardner
ALONE...TOGETHER by Bob Freville
DEVIL-MAY-CARE by Bob Freville
ADDLEBRAINED ACTS OF GOD by Bob Freville
A SCENE ON A BUSY STREET by Pugnacious Jones and Kevin L. Donihe
THE THIEF by satan165
FRANK by satan165
PEDESTRIAN by John Edward Lawson
THE DEMISE OF PISON PETE by Ace Avery
Dieting and Its Consequences: Absurd Perspective
HOW WE TRY SO HARD TO LOSE WEIGHT by James Gardner
AN ABSURD DIET by James Gardner
THE FAT MAN AND FAT WOMAN by James Gardner
Our Feature: Multiformity: Stories That Go Anywhere
BUNNY, BUNNY: a DOUBLE STORY by James Gardner
THE TWO STORY PACKAGE by James Gardner
Featured Absurd Story Setup
A MAN CARRYING A WOMAN'S HEAD by James Gardner
A MAN CARRYING A WOMAN'S HEAD by Kevin L. Donihe
AN ENDING TO THE STORY by satan165
A MAN CARRYING A WOMAN'S HEAD by John Edward Lawson
A SKETCH OF THE LIFE OF DANIIL KHARMS by James Gardner
STATIONS OF THE CROSS (A BIBLICAL NIGHT OUT) by Hertzan Chimera
LOVER MAN by Hertzan Chimera
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